My New TV Channel

What I need is a nature channel for wimps.

I want to see animals being cute, or majestic, or whatever their thing is.

But what I don't want is any famines, or heatwaves, or the majestic ones eating the cute ones.

Seems like you can't watch a nature programme for more than a couple of minutes without some kind of unspeakable horror happening.

Yes, I know I'm a big soft girlie, but there it is.

I'm sure if I got my channel, lots of other big wimpy wusses would watch it too.