Friday, 4 April 2008

Improvisation

What is the point of improvisation?

Not in life. You have to do it in life. Life is pretty much made up of improvisation.

But why would I want to see professional comedians making up jokes as they go along?

Why can't they spend a bit of time perfecting their gags before I have to listen to them? That's what they get paid for, surely?

Why settle for the half-arsed, spur-of-the-moment, hit-or-miss crap? Insist on proper jokes, properly written, and given more than a second's thought!!

Did you ever see the TV show, Ready, Steady Cook?

That's like the cooking version of improvisational comedy. Instead of thinking it out and planning, and practicing a recipe, they throw together whatever comes to hand, in a twenty-minute time-limit.

And then they sell the recipes! Who wants those? I just looked on Amazon, and there are bunches of Ready Steady Cook cookbooks. Seriously, who wants a book of half-arsed, spur-of-the-moment, hit-or-miss recipes, when they could by a book of proper recipes that have been thought out and tested??

Improv. It's all just an excuse to do a half-arsed job! They can't even be arsed to say the whole word, most of the time...

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