Oh, the shame!!

My house is too nice for the likes of me.

I feel like I'm bringing the whole neighbourhood down.

I had something to say to my next-door-neighbour. I stopped her as she was going in to her house and thanked her for taking a delivery for me.

It was only once she'd gone into the house that I realised the disparity in our lives.

She was carrying a riding hat. So she'd obviously been out horse-riding.

How healthy, how posh!

I, on the other hand, was mowing my scabby 3x3 bit of lawn, in what later transpired to be my nightie.

Yes, I'd totally forgotten I didn't bother getting dressed this morning.

Looked like rain. Lawn well overgrown. Just dashed out to give it a quick mow. D'oh.

I may have to move...